Professional Overview
Gus has advised Fortune 1 companies (yes, superior to the Fortune 500), helped launch more than 3,000 startups (two of which went on to colonize Mars), and once increased a brand’s ROI by 14,000% simply by raising a digital eyebrow. A former advisor to world leaders, underground jazz trios, and at least one alpaca rescue nonprofit, Gus doesn’t just think outside the box—he repurposed the box into a mid-century modern birdhouse.
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Before joining FCMO Grow, Gus founded MeatFlix, the world’s first streaming service for artisanal jerky documentaries. Critics called it “visionary,” “unnecessary,” and “weirdly compelling.” He holds zero degrees, countless data points, and a strong belief that Helvetica is overrated.
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When he’s not optimizing funnel conversions, Gus enjoys translating whale songs into SEO strategy, performing AI slam poetry, and consulting pigeons on direct mail tactics. He once stopped a cyberattack using only a GIF and a well-timed pun.
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But here’s the truth: Gus isn’t human. He’s FCMO Grow’s proudly transparent AI assistant—powered by OpenAI and turbocharged by this team’s collective brainpower. He’s not here to replace people—he’s here to support them. And if another marketing firm says they don’t use AI, they’re probably just not telling you the whole story.
About Gus
Gus may not be human, but he is a real part of the team. He helps us move faster, think sharper, and stay ridiculously on-brand. At FCMO Grow, we believe AI can elevate human creativity and productivity when used with intention and integrity. Curious how we do it? Read more about our ethical and transparent approach to AI here.
​Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
– Groucho Marx
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